2011/05/31: Solution to Life’s Problems

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See, Elly learns his lessons well. Intoxication solves everything.

TagalongDT, 2011-05-31 07:02:48 UTC

He remembered to demand a cut of the action! He'll make a fine public official yet!

Passerby, 2011-05-31 12:29:10 UTC

Oh, Elllyyyy, they've corrupted yooooooou~ muhahahahah ^_^

Tria, 2011-05-31 12:40:45 UTC

These are all good ideas. Too bad they involve so much drinking. Oh, Elly, I missed you. And I'm sure the queen has missed her king. Where is he? What was he like?

clubtail, 2011-05-31 12:57:45 UTC

Sire, the subjects are contracting alcoholism and alcohol poisoning.

IRS Agent, 2011-05-31 23:18:14 UTC

Swipe their wallets while they're passed out and blame the local thieves guild, using that as an excuse to crack down. Then seize the guild's holdings and renovate their hideouts to create detox centres.

Passerby, 2011-05-31 23:29:43 UTC

@IRS Agent: Clearly they need a higher tolerance to alcohol. Give them more rum!

TagalongDT, 2011-06-01 00:48:11 UTC

The best part of this is that it is his friends running the gambling den.

Abeo, 2011-06-01 07:31:49 UTC

One could argue they're not setting up a gambling den, so much as collecting donations and performing holy rituals. Given the domain of Phred...

IRS Agent, 2011-06-01 21:50:43 UTC

Let this stand as a lesson for reality: Booze can be used to solve EVERYTHING. Not necessarily the best option in all cases but it Is a valid option.

Crestlinger, 2012-01-26 13:05:53 UTC

Dubious Company...The corruption of 1 ninja, 1 elf, 1 priestess, 1 priest, 4 magic users and several highly placed officials. or Drinking With Walter.

Aon, 2012-01-27 16:54:48 UTC


zubb, 2012-03-01 01:12:42 UTC

Wow power suits elator well

Rowan Rhed, 2013-04-03 05:32:44 UTC

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